“shoutout to my guy just-for-kicks-’96 for hooking me up wit some jeebie-weebies I’m going to be looking fresh-as-fuck smoking doinks all day… getting pot-stoned off the stinky-brinky skunk-skunk….FUCK 12.”
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August Friday 18, 2023; 06:43:47 AM; 06:43:47 AM; 1692355427; 1 day ago
Funny to me to think about the whole “oh you say you don’t like <insert website> but you’ll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>” as like… trade exports between nations that all a little bit don’t like each other.
“Come try these grapes. They’re from Tiktok.” “OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don’t have the right terrain for them here.” “I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I’d never live there.” “Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!” “Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though.” “Absolutely wretched.”
hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.
u okay bud?
It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴
