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May Tuesday 26, 2020; 13:35:55 PM; 01:35:55 PM; 1590514555; 3 years ago

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August Saturday 19, 2023; 00:25:44 AM; 12:25:44 AM; 1692419144; 22 hours ago

drinking and doing blinkers tonite

August Friday 18, 2023; 22:13:07 PM; 10:13:07 PM; 1692411187; 1 day ago

gyuto:

notravian:

what would u do if your nudes leaked (hole pics ONLINE)

order some lo mein

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August Friday 18, 2023; 15:45:53 PM; 03:45:53 PM; 1692387953; 1 day ago

997:

“shoutout to my guy just-for-kicks-’96 for hooking me up wit some jeebie-weebies I’m going to be looking fresh-as-fuck smoking doinks all day… getting pot-stoned off the stinky-brinky skunk-skunk….FUCK 12.”

August Friday 18, 2023; 06:43:47 AM; 06:43:47 AM; 1692355427; 1 day ago

phantomrose96:

Funny to me to think about the whole “oh you say you don’t like <insert website> but you’ll gladly reblog content FROM <insert website>” as like… trade exports between nations that all a little bit don’t like each other.

“Come try these grapes. They’re from Tiktok.” “OH Tiktok? Wonderful. They grow the best grapes. We just don’t have the right terrain for them here.” “I agree. Lovely grapes. Wretched country though, I’d never live there.” “Oh me neither. They cancel their peasants in the town square. Speaking of, have you seen the new textiles boypussydilf is selling in the town square? Imported from Instagram!” “Oh amazing textiles, Instagram has. Wretched country though.” “Absolutely wretched.”

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August Friday 18, 2023; 01:06:21 AM; 01:06:21 AM; 1692335181; 1 day ago

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anyotherstar:

theshitpostcalligrapher:

anyotherstar:

anyotherstar:

Adobe Premiere is like a horse

hates being alive. expensive. designed to run fast. does not. makes me feel like a girl in a mid 2000s horse girl movie going shhh shhh in the only one who understands you. it’s okay girl. and then it bites my fingers.

u okay bud?

It crashed as soon as I made this post i’m gonna feed my editing software oats 👍. from my hand 🫴

oh ok hope that helps

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August Friday 18, 2023; 01:05:20 AM; 01:05:20 AM; 1692335120; 1 day ago

August Friday 18, 2023; 00:20:03 AM; 12:20:03 AM; 1692332403; 1 day ago

death is nipping at my heels

August Thursday 17, 2023; 23:42:23 PM; 11:42:23 PM; 1692330143; 1 day ago

cryptotheism:

christianstepmoms:

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dog your dab doohicky is gonna summon the cenobites

Me after taking a hit from Dr. Intoxicant’s Splendid Dab-o-Matic Device

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August Thursday 17, 2023; 20:14:49 PM; 08:14:49 PM; 1692317689; 2 days ago

August Thursday 17, 2023; 19:53:37 PM; 07:53:37 PM; 1692316417; 2 days ago

FREEEEEEEEEZIN

August Thursday 17, 2023; 19:53:27 PM; 07:53:27 PM; 1692316407; 2 days ago

conarcoin:

banning trans women from women’s chess league is crazy girl it’s chess

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August Thursday 17, 2023; 07:40:19 AM; 07:40:19 AM; 1692272419; 2 days ago

i dont think i have much purpose in life anymore. time will tell

August Thursday 17, 2023; 06:56:13 AM; 06:56:13 AM; 1692269773; 2 days ago

offspring:

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I am takIng a nap on a towel.

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August Thursday 17, 2023; 06:56:10 AM; 06:56:10 AM; 1692269770; 2 days ago

August Thursday 17, 2023; 06:56:05 AM; 06:56:05 AM; 1692269765; 2 days ago